There was a boy called Sinyo who was very naughty. Everytime there's a family meeting, or ladies meeting in their house this boy always screaming "Mom! I want to piss..!!" This habit is realy bothering his mother, so his mother set a plan to 'change' this habit.
Mother: "Sinyo, if you want to piss, don't scream mom, l want to piss. Just said mom I want to sing. OK?
Sinyo: "OK, mom..''
Since then, the boy change his habit and never forget it..!! Two months later during holiday, Sinyo went to his granny's house in the village to spent the holiday for a month. Then one night Sinyo wake up and need to use the restroom
Sinyo: "Granny, I want to sing..!!"
Granny: "Sinyo, it's late already. You can sing tomorrow, now go to sleep!"
Sinyo: "But Granny, if i didn't sing, I can't sleep.."
Granny: "Alright then. You can sing in my ear, but don't too much loud OK?"
Sinyo: "Not too much loud, got it..!!"
Then slowly Sinyo 'sing not to much loud'
Granny: "...???!!!"
I Want to Sing
Your Nine is Four
In Indonesia, to value student's exam is not A, B, C, and so on, but from 1 to 10.. So, here's one of jokes tells about it
A father who have 2 son (Útú and Aló) is leaving for his duty in other town.
Father: "Útú, Aló, I'm leaving now. Útú, I want you to watch your brother, I heard he's got detention because he's too lazy to go to school.
Útú: "Yes father."
Father: "Aló, you study hard alright.. if your "9" is four, I'll bring you motorcycle..!!
Aló: "Alright..!! that's cool dad.!!"
Then the father leave for two months for his duty. Soon after two months, the father call Útú to ask the younger brother's condition..
Father: "Hallo Útú, how's your brother?"
Útú: "Well he's fine dad, he's about to show me his examination results."
Then Aló came and flashes his examination results to Útú..
Útú: "Dad.. it's a little bit blur but l think l see four "9" in the result.."
Father: "Motorcycle is on the way..!!"
Soon the father arrive home with truck loaded with motorcycle..
Father: "Where is the result Útú?"
Útú: "I think he put it on the shelve."
The father took the result book and search the four "9"..
Father: "He's got "9" in art.. Great..!! But what is this? 9 days sick, 9 days without news, 9 days skipping classes..!!? So he does got four "9"... Útú.!! where is your brother..!!
Truck driver: "Sir, I think your son took the motorcycle and leave."
Father: "@#%+"
Five Japaneese
Grandpa: "There was a time in war when Grandpa fight five Japaneese. I hit five of them and six was cast into the river.."
Grandson: "That was amazing. Whose the other one grandpa?"
Grandpa: ". .... Me..!!"
5 Meter brick wall
Manado is one a town in Indonesia which once occupied by Netherland for 150 years. This influence causes many of it's jokes tells about "Grandpa's" (Opa) struggle against Netherland during war..
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5 Meter brick wall
Grandpa: "Grandpa was very brave agains Belanda (Netherland).Though one company surrounded me with weapon in their hand, l didn't move even one step behind."
Grandson: "Wow.. that's great Grandpa.. why didn't you run?"
Grandpa: "That's because there's a 5 Meter tall brick wall against my back.."
Grandson: "Oh, dear.."