PIG / Nangka (Jackfruit)
A lady was trying to went to Manado from Tomohon. She's having with her in a sack a living pig. She try to stop a bus but everytime the bus driver ask her: "Maam, what's in the sack?" she answer: "It's a pig." The bus driver won't let her in the bus. So, she came with this idea. Then she stop another bus, then the bus driver ask her: "Maam, what's in the sack?", She answered: "It's jackfruit." Then they allowed her to enter the bus. Then on the way, the bus shaking and the pig inside the sack snoring. The driver stopped the bus and complain to the lady: "Maam, what's really inside this sack?" The lady answered: "It's a Jackfruit." The driver reply: "If it's a jackfruit, why on earth does it snoring like a pig?" The lady explain him: "Yes, it is a pig, but the pig's name is Jackfruit, so when you ask what's in the sack, I answered: it's Jackfruit..!!"
Flying Monkey
Once there was a Referend whose asked to make a speech in a wedding.
I Want to Sing
There was a boy called Sinyo who was very naughty. Everytime there's a family meeting, or ladies meeting in their house this boy always screaming "Mom! I want to piss..!!" This habit is realy bothering his mother, so his mother set a plan to 'change' this habit.
Mother: "Sinyo, if you want to piss, don't scream mom, l want to piss. Just said mom I want to sing. OK?
Sinyo: "OK, mom..''
Since then, the boy change his habit and never forget it..!! Two months later during holiday, Sinyo went to his granny's house in the village to spent the holiday for a month. Then one night Sinyo wake up and need to use the restroom
Sinyo: "Granny, I want to sing..!!"
Granny: "Sinyo, it's late already. You can sing tomorrow, now go to sleep!"
Sinyo: "But Granny, if i didn't sing, I can't sleep.."
Granny: "Alright then. You can sing in my ear, but don't too much loud OK?"
Sinyo: "Not too much loud, got it..!!"
Then slowly Sinyo 'sing not to much loud'
Granny: "...???!!!"
Your Nine is Four
In Indonesia, to value student's exam is not A, B, C, and so on, but from 1 to 10.. So, here's one of jokes tells about it
A father who have 2 son (Útú and Aló) is leaving for his duty in other town.
Father: "Útú, Aló, I'm leaving now. Útú, I want you to watch your brother, I heard he's got detention because he's too lazy to go to school.
Útú: "Yes father."
Father: "Aló, you study hard alright.. if your "9" is four, I'll bring you motorcycle..!!
Aló: "Alright..!! that's cool dad.!!"
Then the father leave for two months for his duty. Soon after two months, the father call Útú to ask the younger brother's condition..
Father: "Hallo Útú, how's your brother?"
Útú: "Well he's fine dad, he's about to show me his examination results."
Then Aló came and flashes his examination results to Útú..
Útú: "Dad.. it's a little bit blur but l think l see four "9" in the result.."
Father: "Motorcycle is on the way..!!"
Soon the father arrive home with truck loaded with motorcycle..
Father: "Where is the result Útú?"
Útú: "I think he put it on the shelve."
The father took the result book and search the four "9"..
Father: "He's got "9" in art.. Great..!! But what is this? 9 days sick, 9 days without news, 9 days skipping classes..!!? So he does got four "9"... Útú.!! where is your brother..!!
Truck driver: "Sir, I think your son took the motorcycle and leave."
Father: "@#%+"
Five Japaneese
Grandpa: "There was a time in war when Grandpa fight five Japaneese. I hit five of them and six was cast into the river.."
Grandson: "That was amazing. Whose the other one grandpa?"
Grandpa: ". .... Me..!!"
5 Meter brick wall
Manado is one a town in Indonesia which once occupied by Netherland for 150 years. This influence causes many of it's jokes tells about "Grandpa's" (Opa) struggle against Netherland during war..
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5 Meter brick wall
Grandpa: "Grandpa was very brave agains Belanda (Netherland).Though one company surrounded me with weapon in their hand, l didn't move even one step behind."
Grandson: "Wow.. that's great Grandpa.. why didn't you run?"
Grandpa: "That's because there's a 5 Meter tall brick wall against my back.."
Grandson: "Oh, dear.."