Selasa, 21 Desember 2010

PIG / Nangka (Jackfruit)


A lady was trying to went to Manado from Tomohon. She's having with her in a sack a living pig. She try to stop a bus but everytime the bus driver ask her: "Maam, what's in the sack?" she answer: "It's a pig." The bus driver won't let her in the bus. So, she came with this idea. Then she stop another bus, then the bus driver ask her: "Maam, what's in the sack?", She answered: "It's jackfruit." Then they allowed her to enter the bus. Then on the way, the bus shaking and the pig inside the sack snoring. The driver stopped the bus and complain to the lady: "Maam, what's really inside this sack?" The lady answered: "It's a Jackfruit." The driver reply: "If it's a jackfruit, why on earth does it snoring like a pig?" The lady explain him: "Yes, it is a pig, but the pig's name is Jackfruit, so when you ask what's in the sack, I answered: it's Jackfruit..!!"

Flying Monkey


Once there was a Referend whose asked to make a speech in a wedding.
He discribe about the word happy (Bahagia). Unfortunately, the Referend
has drunk with local drink (cap tikus)
Referend: ... that is why I said that the word "Bahagia" (happy) was taken
from the word "Baha" and "GIA". Baha means Monkey, and GIA means
Garuda Indonesia Airlines. So, bahagia (happy) means Flying monkey...!!!